Random comments heard around my house back in December, 2006.
-“If you put cheese in my hair again, I’m going to pour weenie water over your head.” (He literally meant the water the weenies had cooked in.)
-“It felt like I farted a needle out.”
-“Do boys have milk balls in their boobies, too?”
-“Wanna wear my Pepsi?”
-“Who put the toilet paper in the fridge?”
-“I hurt his feelings but he hurt mine more.”
-“I’m telling Santa to put doo doo in your stocking!”
-“Mom, doesn’t the tooth fairy burp bubbles?”
-“Nu-uh, my daddy’s prettier than yours.”
-“I put the car in the oven. Dinner will be ready in an hour.”
-“Tell me again why your science book was in the microwave?”
I sometimes wonder what people would think if they could hear tidbits of our conversations. It’s probably a good thing they can’t.